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Thursday 16 August 2012

On The Way To The Airport . . . .

Intro: As my girlfriend wait in the taxi cab, I return explaining to her what happened, the taxi driver hearing this reacted nervously while driving.
On the way to the airport.


We were dressed and ready to take a flight out for my mother’sspecial birthday party in San Diego. It was a two
hour flight to her. My girlfriend thought that now it’s 1 pm, we have to be at the airport at least by 2 pm and she
quoted that my mom is not getting younger so we should hurry. We turned on a night light, turned the house answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requesteda taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. We had provided ample food for it to last the weekend.
My girlfriend goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my girlfriend doesn't want the driver to knowthat the house will be empty for the weekend. So,
she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later I get into the cab . "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed
her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her
fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cab driver hearing this looked in the rear view mirror
in astonishment..he hit a parked car.

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